my really helpful ~*~*proana~*~* post
Hi ~*proana~* babies
Here are my new favorite tips!
- Battery acid! This stuff is great! Drink tons! Not only is it low-cal, it causes your stomach to split open, which means you take in less calories! Also, sometimes you die, but before then your heart rate will jump and WOOHOO metabolism kicker!
- Going into the lion cage at the zoo! What can I say, best workout I’ve ever gotten.
- Don’t forget your daily rocks! Chewing on a few pebbles a day is a great way to lose weight. First, you won’t be eating because your mouth will be filled with rocks. Then, you won’t be able to eat because you won’t have anymore teeth. brilliant!
- Diapers. I know it sounds silly, but diapers have some extra material compared to underwear, and all of that super-absorbent cotton will sit below your bum so uncomfortably that your legs will be forced to move into a gap.
- Only eat while doing headstands! Being upside down will cause your digestive system to stop moving and — voila! no calories! Also you’ll probably choke in the process so you won’t even ingest the food.
Alright everyone, I hope this helps with your butterfly journey!