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So there’s this senior in my enviro class that I’m getting to know…

  • He’s not my type at all (relationship/friend-wise)
  • He’s like a party-er
  • The kind that drinks on tennis courts
  • He’s not very bright and I’m sapiosexual
  • I am not attracted to him, although he’s attractive

But I only kind of know him, and after lunch we were both walking up the crowded stairs and there was only room for one of us (I was with a friend) and he did that really chivalrous gesture to show I should go first…. and I was just like


When skinny girls think they’re fat….

and you’re just like…